I know I’ve been teasing over the past few days with scandalous celebrity rumors over the past few days, with little to show but a few photos from yahoo. But this time I’ve got the goods!
Argentinian model and pseudo television star Wanda Nara has been exposed getting down to some naughty business on what appears to be a cellphone cam. She had previously claimed some notoriety in her home country when she proclaimed she was still a virgin, whilst posing in quite revealing attire. Here is a little video clip of her on a modeling shoot:
And if you are over eighteen, and you’d better fuckin’ be over eighteen you celeb-seeking pervs, you can check out the really good stuff [right here] .
Monica Bedi, not be outdone, now has competition in India on the sex video rumor/scandal circuit. Tamil actress Malavika (shown below being all hot n’ stuff) has been noted as being videotaped and photographed having sex while on her honeymoon with her new husband.
As with most of reports of this nature coming out of India, everyone is coming to her defense saying that it is either a lookalike or some heavily altered images. We’ll just have to wait and see, won’t we?
Rumors are circulating in the more seedier parts of the intertubes that there are nude photos of Disney sweetheart Miley Cyrus somewhere. And while normally we’d all be frothing at the mouth for tabloid’s new Britney Lohan Hilton, there is one catch here - Mile is like fourteen years old. I’m not sure where these rumors started, nor am I inclined to do any investigating, but for all you twisted fucks out there that prefer Skipper to Barbie, here’s a photo to pass the time with:
Now run along, and when your doorbell rings, it’ll probably be Detective Benson and Detective Stabler with a few questions for you.
By now we’ve all heard (unless you’ve been waiting patiently in a bathroom tapping your foot) of Republican Senator Craig, pictured above, once again spouting off that he is not gay. But I think the problem is that he is just not up on the modern lingo. I think he still thinks of “gay” in the Flintstones sense, ya know, we’ll have a gay [happy] ol’ time. and look at that photo. he is certainly not happy. he hasn’t been happy since Will And Grace stopped being produced and his 8-track player broke, which made his complete Village People tape collection nothing but reminders of better times. but from my thorough investigation (okay, from half-listening to the TV) I’ve never heard him say “I am not a homosexual”. cuz ya know, he totally iz, and jesuz tots hates him fer it.
maybe we can all chip in and buy him a t-shirt, in “Republican Red” of course. Everyone likes getting gifts!
Last week, Juanita Bynum-Weeks (or Wynita Bynum, if you can’t take five seconds to learn how to spell someone’s name correctly) was mercilessly beaten by her estranged husband Bishop Thomas Weeks III in the parking lot of a hotel in Atlanta.
The two were apparently trying to patch things up. Juanita had risen to fame taking about women’s empowerment and making relationships work. Unfortunately, Weeks had been listening to too much Hot 97 recently, and was under the impression that the only way to make a relationship work and to make a woman listen is with your fists. What a jerk.
Oh, and here is a photo of the two during their wedding, because everyone loves a wedding!
The perennially broken-nosed Owen Wilson is the hospital now, after what has been announced as a suicide attempt by the AP
Police were called to Owen Wilson’s home because of an attempted suicide report, according to a police log of weekend calls. - Associated Press
It is unclear at this time if Owen was watching THE ROYAL TENENBAUMS again, and attempted to re-enact younger brother Luke Wilson’s on-screen attempted suicide. But one thing can certainly be made clear - the cause is either that he has finally realized he’ll never do anything as good as BOTTLE ROCKET again, or that Chris Tucker and not himself will forever be remembered as Jackie Chan’s ultimate action co-star buddy.
So the entire Bollywood and Indian world seems to alight with the desire to see Monica Bedi nude in a bathroom while she was in jail. Why? Aside from the “ooh, she’s a celebrity” factor, why would you really want to see her (pictured below) nude?
I just don’t see the it. There are plenty of other ultra-hot queens of Bollywood out there, who are much hotter and much more willing to show off. Tell me again why I need to see a blurry photo or video of her, which may not even *be* Monica if rumors are to be believed, taking a shower or sitting on a toilet. You people make me sick. sick, sick, sick.
Now excuse me, whilst I oogle a photo a woman dressed as Slave Princess Leia and not wearing any panties.
