Aug 28 2007
Owen Wilson Attempted Suicide
The perennially broken-nosed Owen Wilson is the hospital now, after what has been announced as a suicide attempt by the AP
Police were called to Owen Wilson’s home because of an attempted suicide report, according to a police log of weekend calls. - Associated Press
It is unclear at this time if Owen was watching THE ROYAL TENENBAUMS again, and attempted to re-enact younger brother Luke Wilson’s on-screen attempted suicide. But one thing can certainly be made clear - the cause is either that he has finally realized he’ll never do anything as good as BOTTLE ROCKET again, or that Chris Tucker and not himself will forever be remembered as Jackie Chan’s ultimate action co-star buddy.
Wilson failed to snuff himself out on Sunday.
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That’s classic. I was talking to a friend of mine about this the other day, and we both came to the conclusion that OW did it because Chris Tucker has now made three movies with Jackie Chan versus his mere 2. Amazing how great minds think alike, eh? Or perhaps there is truth in it…