Aug 29 2007
Sen. Larry Craig “I Am Not Gay”
By now we’ve all heard (unless you’ve been waiting patiently in a bathroom tapping your foot) of Republican Senator Craig, pictured above, once again spouting off that he is not gay. But I think the problem is that he is just not up on the modern lingo. I think he still thinks of “gay” in the Flintstones sense, ya know, we’ll have a gay [happy] ol’ time. and look at that photo. he is certainly not happy. he hasn’t been happy since Will And Grace stopped being produced and his 8-track player broke, which made his complete Village People tape collection nothing but reminders of better times. but from my thorough investigation (okay, from half-listening to the TV) I’ve never heard him say “I am not a homosexual”. cuz ya know, he totally iz, and jesuz tots hates him fer it.
maybe we can all chip in and buy him a t-shirt, in “Republican Red” of course. Everyone likes getting gifts!
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