Trash News

In the UK, the fashion store Zara recently had to recall a new bag, when customers pointed out the the bag had four swastikas embroidered on it.

I think what is more insulting is that the store managers didn’t notice the design until customers started complaining.

Expect American designers to imitate this fashion faux pas in the near future then attempt to pawn it off as their own. Blonde-haired, blue-eyed Christina Aguilera will front as the official spokeswoman.

Heroes is striding into their second season. Here is a look at co-star Ali Larter, who can save me any day of the week!

ORIGINALLY POSTED ON CELEBRITY SCANDAL 9/20/2007.
Reprinted with permission.

“Yesterday, obscure tabloid site x17online.com brought some rather scandalous photos of famed boxer Oscar De La Hoya in fishnet stockings and women’s panties (sorry for the damn watermarks) …

So, does lil’ Oscar follow in the footsteps of the awesomest crossdresser ever, Ed Wood Jr? Oscar’s attorneys had this to say:

“The photographs depicting Mr. De La Hoya’s image that were posted online today by an obscure paparazzi Web site are fake. Many of the Web site’s viewers (as reflected in postings on the site) identified the photos as ‘a really bad photoshop job.’ Unfortunately, with today’s technology, anyone can make any photo seem like something other than it is.”

So are they fake? You be the judge, and let us know your thoughts!”

Back on September 11th, the band canceled their tour due to Meg’s “acute anxiety” and this brief clip could very well be the source of said anxiety.

Could this new sex tape be the reason? Meg, who is very shy and denies the tape’s authenticity, carries a striking resemblance to the girl in the tape. I’ve examined it and believe that it is the genuine goods.

Get the full uncensored video

Its great to see rock and roll back in the sex spotlight, after the recent slew of celebutant tarts that have been hogging the stage.

However, unlike some of the others out there who only have two tits to prove their worth, Meg White has some skill on the skins (drums, you perv) too. So after checking out the video be sure to check out the powerhouse rockage of The White Stripes.

Just how shy is she really?

Hey Chris Crocker, suck on this!  Your precious “human being” is nothing but a strung out drug addict and alcoholic who really doesn’t give a shit about her kids well being.  Or so says her bodyguard Tony, who has just gone to News Of The World to tell his story!

Tony (above) does a right job being big and burly.

Tony, who is “a drugs expert after taking a ten-week police course about their dangers” knows all to well what the white powder, mirrors, and empty booze bottle means!

Tony goes on to say “I have done this for her children. She’s not a good mother. She has mental problems. With her drug and booze issues, her home is no place for kids to be raised.”

I hope that Brit’s guardian angel Chris Crocker does go and try to save her from the court system, or provide counter proof to Tony’s salacious evidence.  Now that’ll be one Bear vs. Twink fight for the ages.  Please let camera phones into the court!

Though I’d certainly prefer to write about boobs than dudes, I am aware that there are several women and probably a few gay men that come to this site from time to time. So this is for you…

This video contains nudity.  Click if you are over 18.
Before Michael Biserta joined the NYC Fire Department, he showed off his “dirk diggler” for Boys Gone Wild.  This three minute clip is softcore, but there is nothing soft about Michael.  The video is available on an adult website, so if you are over eighteen, you can see the whole thing [here].

More awesome news about Disney’s pure and innocent stars! Yesterday, a “fantastic” new rumor has popped up, and claims that Miley Cyrus, who stars as Montana Hannah for Disney is pregnant. The rumor comes courtesy of the bottom-of-the-barrel teen gossip rag J-14 Magazine. Here is the text in full:

“Yes, sadly it’s true. Miley herself confirmed the pregnancy rumors during a J-14 interview. ‘I’m going to take good care of my baby. I’ve already gained 7 pounds. I was in real shock when it happened accidentally. I went a little too far. I’m sorry to all of my fans’,” the magazine photo reports Miley as saying.

“While Miley is still planning on going on tour for her new solo cd, she’s currently filming the series finale of ‘Hannah Montana’. Even though she’s keeping hush about who’s the father. Miley’s parents are very disappointed in her: ‘Whatever’s meant to happen will happen. I guess it was meant to be this way.”

If it is true, it is really quite sad that this had to happen.  There is a thing called birth control!  If it is nothing more than a way to drum up new readers, well that is just wrong.  wrong i tell you.

The Olly Girls from Sunset Tan are quite happy to give your body an all over shine, and are certainly not shy when it comes to showing off their bodies.  Just take a look at this picture from a fundraiser, in which the pair are wearing nothing but matching body paint tuxedos

But did you know they pair are also helping to promote giving a shine to a very particular body part?  At Silvercash.com the two can be seen promoting a slew of adult websites as “cover girls”.  Just take a look:

Holly shows off on the main page

Molly shows off on the “site list” page

The pair don’t actually appear on any of the adult websites, but with sites that include bustysolos.com and freshauditions.com just to name a few of the multitude of sites available from this company, if this spray on tan fad slows down, they’ll certainly be able to make money.

With the buzz on Vanessa Hudgens still rolling along, after her nude photo hit the net two weeks ago, more candid snap shots of the lovely lass have hit the net. These photos continue to erode the goody-goody image of the High School Musical star.

Gotta wonder where that dainty middle finger has been, eh?

For those of you just logging on to the intertubes for the first time, here is the photo that started the whole she-bang:

Are you over 18? Get your mitts on the hard-to-find uncensored version here!

Recently Alicia Silverstone (star of CLUELESS and BATMAN & ROBIN) bared all for a PETA ad promoting vegetarianism. Below you’ll find a few stills from the PSA, and you can see the full clip right here .

And for some classic Alicia Silverstone hotness from Hollywood, here are a few photo galleries for you!