Sep 11 2007
Hornswoggle - The Bestest Son Of The Owner Of The WWE
On WWE Raw, after a month, a fuckin’ month of build up, Vince McMahon was told his illegitimate son was none other than the pint-sized terror Hornswoggle!
Now, me personally, I’d give my left testicle to learn I had a midget to call my own. I could dress him up like an Oompa Loompa or get a child’s admission to a theme park no matter how old he got. Vince, on the other hand… well lets just say I won’t be surprised if we find he’s killed Shane and Stephanie and then hung himself from a weight machine to escape the guilt that his seed has produced such a small offspring.
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