Sep 14 2007
OJ Simpson Allegedly Makes “Withdrawal” From Casino
OJ Simpson, the beloved football player, awesome co-star of THE NAKED GUN, and the bestest fiction writer ever of the book If I Did It, which chronicles a day in the life of chums Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron “Ronald” Goldman, has been allegedly connected with a theft at a Las Vegas casino. This thieving involved some of his own priceless memorabilia so he could donate it to a charity for auction to help the little precious children of some poor third world country that mistakenly think football involves a round black-and-white ball (or sometimes a human head wrapped in fabric).
I’ll be keeping a following on whatever semi-reliable news source is available and bringing updates on these horrendous accusations brought against one of the finest auteurs of the 20th century. No one drags The Juice through the mud and gets away with it!
OJ Simpson, above, as a guest stars on “Law & Order”
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