Sep 25 2007
Britney Spears Bodyguard Tells All! Shocking! Outrageous! True?!
Hey Chris Crocker, suck on this! Your precious “human being” is nothing but a strung out drug addict and alcoholic who really doesn’t give a shit about her kids well being. Or so says her bodyguard Tony, who has just gone to News Of The World to tell his story!
Tony (above) does a right job being big and burly.
Tony, who is “a drugs expert after taking a ten-week police course about their dangers” knows all to well what the white powder, mirrors, and empty booze bottle means!
Tony goes on to say “I have done this for her children. She’s not a good mother. She has mental problems. With her drug and booze issues, her home is no place for kids to be raised.”
I hope that Brit’s guardian angel Chris Crocker does go and try to save her from the court system, or provide counter proof to Tony’s salacious evidence. Now that’ll be one Bear vs. Twink fight for the ages. Please let camera phones into the court!
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