Dec 19 2007
Jamie Lynn Spears Is Pregnant…. Jumping Jesus On A Pogo Stick!
HOLY FUCKING HELL. The kid sister of Britney Spears is pregnant at the age of sixteen. I guess Britney truly is a role model to be proud of.
You’d think this fuckin’ clan of southern trailer trash might have invested in some condoms after Brit popped out two spawn, but oooooh no. Condoms are what, like a fuckin’ dollar each. A dollar! And Planned Parenthood gives them out for free! Free! Thats an even better deal than a two-for-one hamburger promotion at Carl’s Jr. Thats cheaper than two tacos at Jack In The Box.
People, use protection. Screw all you want, but use some fuckin’ birth control. Brad and Angelina can’t adopt all your spawn.
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