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The Catholic League, the Archdiocese of Boston and the Catholic Action League of Massachusetts are all bitching and moaning due to the photo which depicts nuns drawing an unseen nude man. It is an advertisement for the Equinox Fitness Club in Boston, and all three organizations have decried the ad as offensive.

Equinox responded by saying “Our ad campaigns are based on personal motivation and fantasy, and throughout history, the body has been considered a form of art.”

Anyone want to place bets that if these nuns were drawing prepubescent boys, none of them would have made an argumentative peep?

I don’t know if the ad makes me want to join their gym, but it has made me realize I need to watch IMAGES IN A CONVENT or SCHOOL OF THE HOLY BEAST again.

The sheer brilliance of this alone is enough to justify that this will be the best movie of 2008, even though we’re only still in January!

Filled with pizza delivery boys, horny secretaries, naughty nurses, and bad bass heavy funk, this is something that those no talent asshats Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer could only dream of.

But here lies the rub… porn is basically a self-fulfilling and self-perpetuating parody of itself already. So just how over-the-top will this have to be in order for it to be a parody? You’ll just have to see and find out!

What director Joanna Angel, along with stars Pixie Pearl, Jade Jolie, Pinky Lee and January Darling, have done is going to be puzzled over and studied and followed… forever.

Do you really want to see busted up photos of McCain’s first wife? Of course not! Instead, do what McCain did when he returned from his tour in Vietnam and found his first wife and former model Carol Shepp had been in an accident and was all messed up - have an affair! Get yours started today!

Marijuana vending machines are now open in Los Angeles.

People prescribed “medical” marijuana for health reasons will be issued pre-paid credit cards to use in the machines.

They can then use the card to access the Anytime Vending Machines whenever they need extra supplies.

Vince Mehdizadeh, owner of the Herbal Nutrition Centre in Los Angeles, where one of the first machines is based, said patients could get access to prescribed drugs after hours.

Reportedly, a security guard will be stationed at the machine to verify that the right people are using the cards.

It’s been suggested that the marijuana machines will become as common as soda machines.

Now tell me again why I’m still slumming in New Jersey?

Britney Spears may as well have been going around topless as she strutted through a store recently wearing no bra and an ultra thin t-shirt

I would just like to take a moment out of my day to give this message to the complete and utter psychopathic “christians” of the Westboro Baptist Church…

FUCK YOU! (that goes doubly to “former” Baptist minister Mike Huckabee)

I now return to my normal day of oogling boobs and thinking about what movie I’m going to watch next.

Beth Modica, pictured above, has been arrested and charged with offering her 16 year old son’s hockey team pot and booze, and had sex with several members of the team during pool parties at her house.

Bail was set at $75,000 cash or bond and Beth has pleaded not guilty.

Fulfill all your mom seduction fantasies right here!

Here are some great stills from the video of recently-gone-blonde Amy Winehouse smoking up some crack cocaine! Way to be a role model!

You can watch a clip from the movie right here too.

Former member of The Kingston Trio, and writer of The Monkees hit single “Daydream Believer”, is dead at 68 from a massive stroke.