Feb 14 2008
Mitt To Endorse McCain; Sucks Up For VP
Mitt “I Heart Reagan” Romney endorsed John “100 Years In Iraq” McCain today for the Republican nomination. He also conceded that John’s real Jesus is better than his own fake Jesus, and swore that he’d allow McCain’s daughter to bugger any of his Handsome Romney Sons(TM) if was was nominated to be VP.
Huckabee, who was disappointed that Romney chose McCain over him, fried up some squirrels before mumbling something about being glad he had a concealed weapons permit.
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