Feb 20 2008
Undiscovered Monroe Pic?! No, Its Just Madonna, Dumbass
Stolen borrowed from the Associated Press:
A former Bronx grease monkey stood to make millions this week when he thought he had found a never-seen photo of Marilyn Monroe posing nude as a hitchhiker. The photo, it turns out, is of Madonna.
The image of the Material Girl, who often cast herself as a sort of latter-day Monroe, appeared in “Sex,” her 1992 book of risque photography.
Lawrence Nicastro, 73, said he found the grainy, poster-size photo last year while going through storage items at his home in Las Vegas, where he moved in 1995.
He believed it had been left by a customer at his Bronx service station in 1962. Nicastro said he called in Chris Harris, a Monroe expert, for help authenticating it. Harris said it was a dead ringer for Monroe, and he scheduled a news conference for today to unveil the image to reporters before he was told of the mistake.
And this is why old people should not be allowed out by themselves.
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