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Pfizer vice president, Alan Hesketh, 61, was arrested on charges of receiving, possessing and distributing child pornography at JFK airport by federal agents Wednesday and is being held without bond, reports the newspaper The Day.

Hesketh is accused of pretending to be a 28-year-old woman in online chats while trading images of children engaged in sexual acts, according to a court document filed in the case. He signed on as “Suzybibaby” from his home, as well as from an Internet address registered to Pfizer in New York.

Hope your cell mates are stocked with plenty of Viagra!!!

Feeling sorry for your newly neutered pooch?

Give him back some dignity and get him testicular implants like this lady did for her bull-terrier dog! Yes, you read that right! Doggy ball implants!!! As if we aren’t vain enough now we can get plastic surgery for our pets’ balls. You can get them for other animals like cats, horses, cows, etc…

If you are spending that much time checking out and obsessing over your dog’s nuts I think a $300 pair of “neuticles” is not going to solve your problems.

I missed this episode, but the the inventor appeared on Penn & Teller: Bullshit with his augmented dog, Winston, and plays with his dog’s doggy balls for all of us. Here’s a clip!

Oops, seems videos of escort Ashley Dupre has been found in the Girls Gone Wild Archives. and have been posted for the world to see (for a price, of course).
More pics like this one at Celebrity Scandal

The Emperors Club is the escort agency that got busted in the Eliot Spitzer Scandal.

So what kind of club was this? Well the website has now been taken offline, but I took the liberty of saving some of the pictures of these beautiful ladies for your viewing pleasure along with the club’s description from their now defunct website:

“We Serve Manhattan - Tri-State - Los Angeles - Miami - London - Europe
Emperors’ Club vip is the most preferred international social introduction service for those accustomed toexcellence. Introducing the most impressive models to leading gentleman of the world is our expertise. We specialize in introductions of: fashion models, pageant winners and exquisite students, graduates and women of successful careers (finance, art, media etc…) to gentlemen of exceptional standards. When seeking an evening date, a weekend travel companion, or a friend to accompany you during your next business / social function our models are perfect preference.

We act for a select group of educated, refined and successful international clients who give their best in all they do and who, in return, only wish to receive the best. Catering to clients who will not compromise in any area of their life. We provide our customers and associates with full discretion, confidentiality and guarantee the most exclusive and discreet social introduction services. Our presentation and photos of each model are recent and accurate. The poses intentionally conceal their faces, as each model companion is either a University Student or, more commonly, a career professional. This guarantees privacy, public comfort and discretion for both our clients and models when dating.

Our meticulous standards of beauty, intelligence and charm ensure that you always encounter the quality you’ve come to expect in a woman, when with an Emperors’ Club vip model. Each of our companions is a product of an exceptionally fine background and a success in her right. All rendezvous are individually crafted to suit the needs of your specific occasion. Note that each model has place in her schedule for a select number of appointments per month, so your date will be a special one for both of you.

Our goal is to make life more peaceful, balanced, beautiful and meaningful. We honor commitment to our clients as we covet long-term relationships of trust and mutual benefit. Experience for yourself a service of obvious distinction”

More Pictures to come, but in the meantime feel free to check out this totally NOT SAFE FOR WORK SITE that shows just how far some of these girls apparently went!

Once upon a time there was a Judge and a Stripper.

One day, the Stripper needed money so the Judge bought a house in Hawaii for her to live in.

Then the Stripper spent $300K on credit cards. She didn’t want to pay her bills but the big evil bill collectors sued her and wouldn’t leave her alone. The Judge came to the rescue and let her use bank accounts in his name to hide her money from the evil collectors.

Later, the Stripper got tired of living in Hawaii so the Judge leased an apartment in New York.

Now the Stripper is angry with the Judge and is suing him and so we get to read all about it online .

Moral of the story: Don’t let your kept and money-hungry stripper mistresses get pissed off at you.

(Judge Thomas E. Stringer Sr. said he and Christy Yamanaka partnered in a deal to buy and sell a house in Hawaii and that they were strictly friends and business partners)

New York’s Governor, Eliot Spitzer, is the latest political official to be caught up in a sex scandal. Details are still sketchy but looks like he may have been one of the wealthy clients of a recently busted prostitution ring.

Spitzer says he “acted in a way that violates my obligations to my family” and says he has to spend time with his family. Spitzer’s wife stood at his side, her hands behind her back and her eyes cast downward, as he made the statement.

There are no details about the prostitution ring. But last week, federal prosecutors in Manhattan filed conspiracy charges against four people, accusing them of running a prostitution ring that charged wealthy clients in Europe and the U.S. thousands of dollars for prostitutes.

VH1 has released a list of new programs that will be hitting the air this spring and put into repeat broadcasting until your eyes bleed and your soul is crushed. Here is a rundown of the bottom-of-the-barrel “entertainment”

“The Cho Show” (seven episodes) chronicles comedian Cho’s “anything goes” lifestyle as well as her interactions with her friends and parents.

“Luke’s Parental Advisory” (eight episodes) follows Campbell as he juggles fatherhood, imminent marriage and his adult-entertainment business.

“New York Goes to Hollywood” (10 episodes) features Pollard, star of VH1’s looking-for-love competition series “I Love New York,” as she moves to Los Angeles to pursue her dream of becoming an actress (putting her relationship with her most recent pick, Tailor Made, on the “backburner”).

“Brooke Hogan Knows Best” (10 episodes) evolved out of VH1’s “Hogan Knows Best,” starring Hulk Hogan and his family, including daughter Brooke. The new series will follow her as she moves to Miami to start a new life on her own. Her family, including her parents, are expected to appear from time to time.

“The Night James Brown Saved Boston” (April 5) centers on a Brown concert at Boston Garden that took place the night after the assassination of Martin Luther King Jr. and is credited with helping to prevent rioting in Boston.

“Elton John: Me, Myself and I” (June 7) finds the singer taking viewers through his career, including him interacting with his younger self through the use of special effects technology.

I want to cancel my cable subscription just looking at this for fear of even seeing promotional spots advertising any of this.

Boobalicious Katie “Jordan” Price and some volunteers from her fanclub posed in a new line of lingerie that Price has claimed for women of all sizes.

I’d like to think this is an honest and heartfelt attempt to try and fight against the stereotype that you have to be a size 2 in order to be considered sexy. A few of her well-endowed fans here would do quite well on Baby Got Boobs or Busty Adventures.

However, this is most likely just a brilliantly subtle and quite exploitive move by “Jordan” to sell a few more bras at the expense of her fans. You will notice that Ms. Price is the thinnest of the group, and on a very subjective level the best looking.

You can check out all the photos from this promotional shoot right here.

That is one goddamn awesome flyer. Click it to get that shit all large and proper!

A nation of basement dwellers, metalheads, and overweight renaissance faire attendees mourned today with the passing of Gary Gygax.

Gygax was the creator of Dungeons & Dragons and introduced it to geeks and nerds who couldn’t get laid in 1974. He was also intrumental in the follow-up Advanced Dungeons & Dragons.

He will be missed. Now roll your D20. If you get a natural 20, Gary comes back to life.