Mar 20 2008
Doggy balls
Feeling sorry for your newly neutered pooch?
Give him back some dignity and get him testicular implants like this lady did for her bull-terrier dog! Yes, you read that right! Doggy ball implants!!! As if we aren’t vain enough now we can get plastic surgery for our pets’ balls. You can get them for other animals like cats, horses, cows, etc…
If you are spending that much time checking out and obsessing over your dog’s nuts I think a $300 pair of “neuticles” is not going to solve your problems.
I missed this episode, but the the inventor appeared on Penn & Teller: Bullshit with his augmented dog, Winston, and plays with his dog’s doggy balls for all of us. Here’s a clip!
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I work at an animal hospital, and occasionally we do this surgery for pet owners who don’t want their spouse to know. Like some dude loves his “manly” dog, but the wife wants it to be nicer, so she brings it in, we snip snip, pull the swap, in 7 hours the dog is exactly like it was before, and the husband has no idea