May 05 2008
Celebrities Behaving Idiotically
There doesn’t seem to be a lot of eyebrow raising, holy crap news going on in celebdom today. A bench warrant was issued for Foxy Brown’s arrest when the rapper failed to appear in court today on charges that she struck a woman with her phone last year. She’s also due in a Florida court this week on assault charges in a separate case. This woman thinks she’s above the law(and everyone else) but no news there.
Mariah Carey eloped in the Bahamas with Nick Cannon late last week. The majority has it that it won’t last. I’m thinking who cares. Although I’m sure the breakup will make good press or maybe we’ll get nine months of ad nauseam updates on Mariah’s baby bump (stupid term!).
The most idiotic bit of news to come out recently is that Miley Cyrus is planning to write her memoirs. What’s it going to be, one of those big chunky flip books for toddlers? The girl is only 15! It should be illegal to write your memoirs until you’re at least 65. Come back in 50 years Miley. Hopefully I’ll be dead by then.
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