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This was just too precious not to share, from the Daily Mail:

A Bosnian man whose home has been hit an incredible five times by meteorites believes he is being targeted by aliens.

Experts at Belgrade University have confirmed that all the rocks Radivoje Lajic has handed over were meteorites. They are now investigating local magnetic fields to try and work out what makes the property so attractive to the heavenly bodies.

But Mr Lajic, who has had a steel girder reinforced roof put on the house he owns in the northern village of Gornja Lamovite, has an alternative explanation.

He said: “I am obviously being targeted by extraterrestrials. I don’t know what I have done to annoy them but there is no other explanation that makes sense.

“The chance of being hit by a meteorite is so small that getting hit five times has to be deliberate.”

The first meteorite fell on his house in November last year and since then a further four have smashed into his home.

The strikes always happen when it is raining heavily, never when there are clear skies.

He said: “I did not know what the strange-looking stones were at first but I have since had them all confirmed as meteorites by experts at Belgrade University.

“I am being targeted by aliens. They are playing games with me.

“I don’t know why they are doing this. When it rains I can’t sleep for worrying about another strike.”

Feeling sorry for your newly neutered pooch?

Give him back some dignity and get him testicular implants like this lady did for her bull-terrier dog! Yes, you read that right! Doggy ball implants!!! As if we aren’t vain enough now we can get plastic surgery for our pets’ balls. You can get them for other animals like cats, horses, cows, etc…

If you are spending that much time checking out and obsessing over your dog’s nuts I think a $300 pair of “neuticles” is not going to solve your problems.

I missed this episode, but the the inventor appeared on Penn & Teller: Bullshit with his augmented dog, Winston, and plays with his dog’s doggy balls for all of us. Here’s a clip!

Oops, seems videos of escort Ashley Dupre has been found in the Girls Gone Wild Archives. and have been posted for the world to see (for a price, of course).
More pics like this one at Celebrity Scandal

The Emperors Club is the escort agency that got busted in the Eliot Spitzer Scandal.

So what kind of club was this? Well the website has now been taken offline, but I took the liberty of saving some of the pictures of these beautiful ladies for your viewing pleasure along with the club’s description from their now defunct website:

“We Serve Manhattan - Tri-State - Los Angeles - Miami - London - Europe
Emperors’ Club vip is the most preferred international social introduction service for those accustomed toexcellence. Introducing the most impressive models to leading gentleman of the world is our expertise. We specialize in introductions of: fashion models, pageant winners and exquisite students, graduates and women of successful careers (finance, art, media etc…) to gentlemen of exceptional standards. When seeking an evening date, a weekend travel companion, or a friend to accompany you during your next business / social function our models are perfect preference.

We act for a select group of educated, refined and successful international clients who give their best in all they do and who, in return, only wish to receive the best. Catering to clients who will not compromise in any area of their life. We provide our customers and associates with full discretion, confidentiality and guarantee the most exclusive and discreet social introduction services. Our presentation and photos of each model are recent and accurate. The poses intentionally conceal their faces, as each model companion is either a University Student or, more commonly, a career professional. This guarantees privacy, public comfort and discretion for both our clients and models when dating.

Our meticulous standards of beauty, intelligence and charm ensure that you always encounter the quality you’ve come to expect in a woman, when with an Emperors’ Club vip model. Each of our companions is a product of an exceptionally fine background and a success in her right. All rendezvous are individually crafted to suit the needs of your specific occasion. Note that each model has place in her schedule for a select number of appointments per month, so your date will be a special one for both of you.

Our goal is to make life more peaceful, balanced, beautiful and meaningful. We honor commitment to our clients as we covet long-term relationships of trust and mutual benefit. Experience for yourself a service of obvious distinction”

More Pictures to come, but in the meantime feel free to check out this totally NOT SAFE FOR WORK SITE that shows just how far some of these girls apparently went!

Boobalicious Katie “Jordan” Price and some volunteers from her fanclub posed in a new line of lingerie that Price has claimed for women of all sizes.

I’d like to think this is an honest and heartfelt attempt to try and fight against the stereotype that you have to be a size 2 in order to be considered sexy. A few of her well-endowed fans here would do quite well on Baby Got Boobs or Busty Adventures.

However, this is most likely just a brilliantly subtle and quite exploitive move by “Jordan” to sell a few more bras at the expense of her fans. You will notice that Ms. Price is the thinnest of the group, and on a very subjective level the best looking.

You can check out all the photos from this promotional shoot right here.

That is one goddamn awesome flyer. Click it to get that shit all large and proper!

Last year, busty pin-up model Serena Kozakura was convicted of property damage for kicking in a hole in a wooden door in order to crawl through it, but she has always maintained her innocence.

This week, that charge was overturned when it was deducted that because of the size of the hole she would not be able to get her 44 inch bust through.

Take that Japanese legal system!

Although Maria Kanellis nude photos won’t be officially out until the April issue of Playboy hits the stands, the photos have been leaked and are now online!

Check out the NSFW set right here!

The Hong Kong Sex Photo Scandal will just not go quietly into the night! The Hong Kong police, who have been questioning Edison Chen extensively, have made public notice that on Chen’s multiple harddrives and media storage devices, they have collected over 10,000 suggestive photos!

They have also made public the characteristic descriptions of those involved in these new photos, though of course they have not been released (yet). The speculating netizens of the world have come together to agree that the following Hong Kong stars may also be involved:

- Shu Qi (aka Hsu Chi)
- Fiona Sit
- Stephy Tang
- Jill M Vidal

Again, this is all speculating and rumor-mongering, so don’t expect anything concrete anytime soon. For now, you can get all the released Edison Chen Scandal photos here.

If Michael Jackson can not come up with $24 million by March 19th (incidently the five year anniversary of the Iraq War) then Neverland Ranch in Los Olivos, CA is going up on the auction block.