I have heard of idiots in my time, but this one wins the award for the biggest idiot I’ve seen in a long time. Let me tell you right now I know a lot of idiots too. Friday night while our partying, New York Giant Plaxico Burress headed out for a little partying when he accidentally shot himself in the leg. Instead of going to the hospital right off the bat like any normal person would do, he asked his teammate Antonio Pierce to help him hide the gun before. They threw it somewhere in New Jersey. Now there is a chance both men could face charges. This is a developing story. Idiot table of two!
Yes, you read right folks. Apparently, the car that is the focus of the new Knight Rider series set to hit the small screen next Wednesday was stolen for a time during a promotional trip in Toronto recently.
A security person unloads the car from a truck in preparation for the promotion, and he leaves the car unlocked. In a few moments, a car thief jumps in and takes the car. The Knight Rider people have tried to keep this event under wraps.
There is no word if the car has even been recovered yet. There is even video of the theft. You can see that below. Knight Rider premieres on NBC September 24.
Shia LaBeouf was arrested on charges of drunk driving in Hollywood early Sunday morning. This is after he was involved in an accident. He was taken to the hospital, and he did suffer injury to his hand. After undergoing surgery, he will be out of commision for at least a month before he can return to the set of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.
The passenger he had with him in his car, and the driver of the other car also sustained minor injuries. This isn’t the first time Shia has had trouble with the law. He was arrested late in 2007 at a Walgreen’s when he wouldn’t leave. It really is a shame to see these young Hollywood stars in trouble.
Last week on here, we talked about Andy Dick’s arrest for fondling a teenage girl’s breasts outside of a restaurant in California. It appears this was some sort of wake up call for the actor because now he is going into rehab. However, his idea of rehab is a bit different than ours! Word has it that he is heading onto the latest idiotic reality series, Sober Living. This one will be brought to us from Dr. Drew, and in the series a group of celebrities will live in a Beverly Hills mansion and get clean. This is definitely not a realistic take on rehab, and I think we have a train wreck in the making! He won’t be taking that bottle of vodka into the house!
There doesn’t seem to be a lot of eyebrow raising, holy crap news going on in celebdom today. A bench warrant was issued for Foxy Brown’s arrest when the rapper failed to appear in court today on charges that she struck a woman with her phone last year. She’s also due in a Florida court this week on assault charges in a separate case. This woman thinks she’s above the law(and everyone else) but no news there.
Mariah Carey eloped in the Bahamas with Nick Cannon late last week. The majority has it that it won’t last. I’m thinking who cares. Although I’m sure the breakup will make good press or maybe we’ll get nine months of ad nauseam updates on Mariah’s baby bump (stupid term!).
The most idiotic bit of news to come out recently is that Miley Cyrus is planning to write her memoirs. What’s it going to be, one of those big chunky flip books for toddlers? The girl is only 15! It should be illegal to write your memoirs until you’re at least 65. Come back in 50 years Miley. Hopefully I’ll be dead by then.
Pfizer vice president, Alan Hesketh, 61, was arrested on charges of receiving, possessing and distributing child pornography at JFK airport by federal agents Wednesday and is being held without bond, reports the newspaper The Day.
Hesketh is accused of pretending to be a 28-year-old woman in online chats while trading images of children engaged in sexual acts, according to a court document filed in the case. He signed on as “Suzybibaby” from his home, as well as from an Internet address registered to Pfizer in New York.
Hope your cell mates are stocked with plenty of Viagra!!!
Give him back some dignity and get him testicular implants like this lady did for her bull-terrier dog! Yes, you read that right! Doggy ball implants!!! As if we aren’t vain enough now we can get plastic surgery for our pets’ balls. You can get them for other animals like cats, horses, cows, etc…
If you are spending that much time checking out and obsessing over your dog’s nuts I think a $300 pair of “neuticles” is not going to solve your problems.
I missed this episode, but the the inventor appeared on Penn & Teller: Bullshit with his augmented dog, Winston, and plays with his dog’s doggy balls for all of us. Here’s a clip!
